You'll see this one coming a mile off....

[Maladoni]

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a building site. The foreman points to a pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You do the shovelling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "I have to leave for a bit. I expect you to make a dent in the pile there."

When he returns the sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear."
Then the foreman asks the Irishman why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."

The foreman storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the second. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "supplies!"

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[Maladoni]

Why are there no casinos in China?

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Because the Chinese hate Tibet.

Tag your it.

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that was actually funny

what time does a chinaman go to the dentist?

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it depends on when his appointment is

[Maladoni]

Best stop before people think we've got something against them. Just to even things up, here's a pearler from Frankie Boyle.

Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing!"

But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist!